[Well, it's definitely not the shitty dare he was picturing, even if Kamekichi picking right then to yawn really wide is not the most reassuring thing ever on the not snapping front.]

Okay, so I'm just going to assume you've been working on your comedic timing together and I'm not about to have every regret about going along with this. [But go along with it he does, reaching one taloned hand around behind Kamekichi's head and petting her a few times.]

So did you need to collect a designated number of pets before the dare police let you off the hook or is this a minor infraction kind of deal.