Anon Dare Meme!

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ANON DARE MEME

♦ Post toplevels for your characters.

♦ Go anon and dare other characters to do stuff with other characters on the meme! It can be anything from embarrassing to romantic to dramatic or just straight-up shenanigans.

♦ Do your dares!

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Cho Hakkai | Saiyuki

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Re: Cho Hakkai | Saiyuki

[(Anonymous)]

I dare you to ghost whip.

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I'm sorry, what?

[deniles]

If I may elaborate, based on what I've read, it's dancing along side a moving vehicle.

Whatever a vehicle is.

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What sort of dance?

Or shall I just improvise?

[Luckily, he has his dragon here, so the moving vehicle can be provided...]

[deniles]

I suppose just improvise?

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[After a brief conversation with Jeep that ends with the dragon transforming and rolling slowly along behind him:

Please enjoy this shockingly inept thirty-second dance attempt. He's keeping his smile absolutely unchanged and a little bit terrifying the entire time.

Also, as soon as Jeep has finished passing by behind him, he's done.]

[deniles]

...You know, you'd think I've seen everything.

[He may need an adult.

Like Gojyo or someone.]

Incredible...

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[Hakkai will just stand here, arms crossed, and smile pleasantly at you, Niles.

Well... maybe not pleasantly.

At least it looks like a smile.

Kind of.]

[deniles]

I'm not going to tell anyone so you can stop that smile.

I'm regretting watching it myself.

Re: Cho Hakkai | Saiyuki

[(Anonymous)]

Go tell three people a secret about yourself.

Re: Cho Hakkai | Saiyuki

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Hmm. I think I can do that.

Re: Cho Hakkai | Saiyuki

[(Anonymous)]

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ANONYMOUS

Re: Cho Hakkai | Saiyuki

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Does the dare still stand?

Re: Cho Hakkai | Saiyuki

[(Anonymous)]

...Yeah. Yeah, the dare still stands.

[bighand]

[hey dragonsitter guy wanna hear a secret okay good]

Occasionally, I have tried to breathe fire, as befitting of a real dragon...

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Oh, did it work?

[bighand]

No, but I received a sore throat for my efforts.

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You know, I believe there's a trick to it! You might be able to learn.

[They'll just have to find a sideshow performer.]

[bighand]

[wHAT]

A trick? What kind of trick? Ah— I shouldn't practice so brazenly, in the house... Is it a trick that can be performed anywhere?

[like the top of a mountain, or the moon]

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I think it involves spraying lamp fuel from the mouth across a lit flame....

[Should he be telling this to an excitable young man who is obsessed with dragons?

Almost certainly not.

This doesn't seem to be stopping him.]

[(Anonymous)]

I dare you to find two people who will play patty cake with you and play with them.

[cleanmemory]

[ Oh god he's really doing this.]

Ohhhhhhh~ ♪
♫ Your beauty is beyond measure and compare
It makes my heart race, and do I dare
Confess my love to you, Asian beautyyyyyyy
You really are a cutieeeeee
You're so beautiful that is true!
Also green looks good on you!
Without you my heart will cease to beat
Let's elope together wouldn't that be neat!
Don't take me with a grain of salt
L-Let's do things that are strictly adult!
Together forevvvvveeeerrrr, make my wish come true
I'll cook and clean and take care of you! ♪

[ THAT WAS MORE THAN HE NEEDED BUT WHEN HE GOT GOING IT JUST SPIRALED DOWNHILL AND HE COULDN'T STOP. ]

[zenzendameda]

[Literally choking on his own breath, Battler isn't even looking at Hakkai.]

...hey there... sexy... what's a guy like doing here?

[Please end his suffering.]

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Why, I don't know! What's a young man like you doing in a place like this?

[Look, Battler! He's helpfully teaching by example!

He's not even trying to hide how much he's trolling, though.]