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Anon Dare Meme!

ANON DARE MEME

♦ Post toplevels for your characters.

♦ Go anon and dare other characters to do stuff with other characters on the meme! It can be anything from embarrassing to romantic to dramatic or just straight-up shenanigans.

♦ Do your dares!

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[ Well here it goes. ]

♪ Ohhhhhhhhh
♫ You're so wonderful, your hair so silver
It gives me a goosebumps shiver
I adore you in every way, my fingers can't count
To me your love is paramount!
Let me sing to you sweeeetlyyyyyy
Let me carol soooooftlyyyyy
You're so handsome it's unfair
Can I see you in your underwear?
Just one kiss and I'll be in heaven
Why stop at one kiss, give me seven!
You're so enchanting let's run away together
And I'll cook you all your meals forever! ♫

[ HE DID IT HE DID IT. THERE IT'S DONE OH MY GOD. ]

........

[ What's that noise? ]

..............................

[ Is that--- ]

[ Yes... yes it is. ]

[ That ]

Moron.

Y-you don't have to be so blasè about it... I'm not good at coming up with serenades...!

You could have used a common one.

[ /totally blasè ]

Edited 2016-08-23 05:29 (UTC)

I DON'T KNOW COMMON SERENADES! Who just knows serenades?!

You didn't have to be specific.

[ Silver hair? Someone's a critic. ]

Well I was talking about you.

Serenades are supposed to be addressing and complimenting the person! And that's what I did! Showered you with compliments. [ Like how you're hot enough to have people wanna see you in your underwear. ]

[ He's going to take that into consideration for a second. ]

[ And then: ]

You were off-key.

YOU ACT LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A PROFESSIONAL!

...AND IT WAS ONLY FOR A COUPLE OF NOTES!!! [ So he admits he was a bit off-key. ]

You're loud.

Urk! [ His hand flies up, covering his mouth--but his fingers part, to hiss at him: ] I'm the one that should be complaining! It's not like I wanted to sing! I had to make up that stuff all on my own! Do you know how hard that is?!