Anon Dare Meme!

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ANON DARE MEME

♦ Post toplevels for your characters.

♦ Go anon and dare other characters to do stuff with other characters on the meme! It can be anything from embarrassing to romantic to dramatic or just straight-up shenanigans.

♦ Do your dares!

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[cleanmemory]

[ Internally: SCREAM. SCREAM. SCREAM. ]

[ Externally: ]

What0-odewiha--WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

AND IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO!!! SOMEONE MADE ME DO IT!

XD too easy man

[xladyofhitsuzen]

It's called breaking the fourth wall. You should try it sometime.

[ Taps nose. ]

Now go get 'em, tiger.

oh my god. beautiful.

[cleanmemory]

No, I'm DONE. I've had enough of these shenanigans! Making me tell people how annoying they are! Making me sing serenades to people?! I'M SO OVER THIS!

AND YOU, I KNOW THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, TAKE ME BACK HOME.

[xladyofhitsuzen]

Really, I just came out of early retirement and you're blaming all this on me?

[ Is that what we're calling it now? ]

Take this as a learning experience. See what things are like on the other side of the fence so you have a better understanding of the divide between mortal and divine.

[cleanmemory]

E-Early retirement? What are you talking about? [ YUUKO HE DOESN'T KNOW YET-- ]

....I-I had a feeling there was some strange lesson...

But everything is so different... and I have this shinki who needs looking after, and I had to see what happened to him, and... and... his stuff is way too crazy. I'm in over my head....

...I wish you were here...

[xladyofhitsuzen]

[ Well whoopsie then. Time to be all vague.

So have a headpat instead, apprentice slave. ]

You'll find out in due time. There is no such thing as coincidence, after all. You were meant to be here and that shinki of yours needs you as much as you need him to survive in this world.

[ Smirk. ]

I have every confidence you'll find your way back when the time is right.

[cleanmemory]

...T-try not to drink too much while I'm gone. And don't fall asleep with your stomach exposed! And don't let the water sit in the tub too long after you take a bath! And make sure Maru and Moro are okay too!

If I come back and the place is trashed, I'm gonna be angry. [ He's trying to work though his sadnessssss ] And...

...And I hope you're right. I want to help him as much as I can. And... anyone else I meet, too. [ He's learning!!! ]

[xladyofhitsuzen]

Good boy.

[ Forehead kiss. You better be good while you're away too. And watch that blood pressure. ]

The shop managed without you before and we'll certainly be awaiting your return.

[ Can't leave on too serious a note now. ]

Besides, who's going to make me snacks to go with my three am sake?

[cleanmemory]

[ Th-the kiss.... his face and ears flush pink. ]

Uh--mmm...

Y-you shouldn't be drinking at three am, Yuuko-san! That's bad for your health! The last time you drank way too much...! [ Ugh, she's infuriating...! ] You're just as infuriating as Jade!

[xladyofhitsuzen]

Then you'll be in good hands. I'm certain his being paired with you is no coincidence either.

[ man she's gonna miss you when she has to go into permanent retirement. ]

[cleanmemory]

...Just the inevitable, right.

[ And he is going to miss you. Insanely so. ]

[xladyofhitsuzen]

Exactly.

[ Waving him off. ]

Now go on. You have other things to do apart from staying on the wrong side of the fourth wall.

[cleanmemory]

F-fine... next time, come visit my temple. I have a temple, and right now it's clean and awesome. [ But he waves. ]

...See you, Yuuko-san. [ That's... not what he wants to say. But that is what he says. ]