The Bureau of Communications Meme

[dominatriarch]

The Bureau of Communications Meme



Is there anything you've wanted to tell anyone but never have? Any grievances you might have toward your shinki? Any unsolicited romances you need to own up to? Any complaints you might have toward your god? The Bureau of Communication has got you covered.

Rules:
1. Post a blank comment
2. Go to Bureau of Communication and fill out a form
3. When you're done, hit "send via email" and save the image.
4. Upload to imgur for hosting and place the link in someone's blank comment
5. Congratulations on your newfound love/fresh divorce/sudden marriage proposal/immediate unemployment
6. Please direct all complaints/agreements to relevant parties involved

Comments

Tatsuya Enomoto | K

[hackberrydragon]

[chickshades]

You saw this one already but oh well

[dioception]

For a good acquaintance

[hackberrydragon]

Well... you're wel--

[ Squinting at that bit at the bottom though. ]

...wait, what's this about showing me the meaning of love.

[dioception]

[Shhh, just let Dio take you in his big bara arms and...]

You know

...physical love.

[Muffled 'Let's Get Physical' in the background]

[hackberrydragon]

[ Eyes wide, staring at Dio in sheer disbelief. He's lost his tongue, please pardon him. ]

E.... eh?!!

[ Please have mercy on the virgin. ]

[dioception]

Don't worry, I can be much more gentle than I look.

In fact, you may say first times are my specialty.

[I'm sure this helps ease Enomoto's concerns.]

[hackberrydragon]

[ He's choking once on the lump in his throat. Gosh it's suddenly hard to swallow. ]

I'm... I'm not...

[ And clearing his throat as that protest dies as quickly as it came. Nope you can smell the virgin right off him.

And a small glance aside, flushed. ]

...It's pretty obvious, huh?

[dioception]

You know it. I've seen enough in my day.

[Maybe too many, but he has also embraced his role as Sex Mentor.]

It's nothing to be ashamed of. I never had sex until well into adulthood either.

[hackberrydragon]

[ Clearing his throat. Gods why is he having this convo sob. ]

I... thought so. Not like I come off as a guy with much experience anyway.

[ Guess it's not too bad a time as any. ]

Uh.. y... your place or mine?

[dioception]

[Best to just roll with it. You could have a worst first time than Dio, probably. Dio is mentally high-fiving himself though.]

Mine will do. Unless you wouldn't feel comfortable in a foreign bed. I'm flexible.

[hackberrydragon]

I... really wouldn't know.

[ Further clearing of his throat. ]

It... might be better at your place anyway. Less likely chance of anyone walking in.