Mistletoe Meme

[redotiertwo]

-Post a toplevel with your character
-Through some magical shenanigans, they are now stuck under the mistletoe until they kiss. Maiming, destroying, or otherwise attempting to get rid of the mistletoe won't work - it'll just grow right back!
-Tag out to others to help them, laugh at them, laugh at them and then help them, etc. Player discretion as to whether any kiss will work, or whether it has to be on the lips. Whatever's the most fun for everyone!
-On that note, have fun!

Comments

[badassfreakingoverlord]

When you can tell a compelling character-driven story in a pixellized medium, then you can criticize!

[priforprince]

I've broken into virtual reality recently! Proceeding backwards flies in the face of history!

[ Hibiki takes a step closer, the better to pose. It was getting tough without being able to move her feet. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Virtual reality is a fad! Are you going to tell me about your OVA specifically designed for 3D-TVs now?!

[Zetta isn't about to let this lame claim go!]

[priforprince]

My high-pefinition Plu-rays are selling marvelously!

[ Hibiki takes another step forward and suddenly gets drawn that much more handsomely.

She's using the movie icons again. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Handsome is not a selling point, damn it!]

Okay, seriously, you have no right to complain about Prinnies saying 'dood' with that bizarre compulsion you have.

[Though a second later, the Overlord snorts an undignified laugh.] Pffheheh, you have a 'p' fetish.

[priforprince]

IT'S A TECHNICAL TERM!

[ HIBIKI IS TAKING UP THE ENTIRE FRAME NOW ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Oh yeah, I'm totally sure! That's the format that beat out HP-PVP, right?

[Zetta can do that too!]

itt: the world's most irritated mistletoe, stuck waiting

[priforprince]

DPD.

[ is this better or worse than you were imagining ]

that mistletoe is gonna wither and die

[badassfreakingoverlord]

PPP.

[Zetta thinks this is the ultimate answer AND the ultimate insult.]

[priforprince]

I'm not having this conversation with an analog object.

[ The genre is too different. It's bothering her. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

What, you're allegedly digital now?

[priforprince]

You have no foot to stand on as regards the topic--

[ she recognizes the pun too late

and closes her mouth. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Oh ha ha. Like the book jokes didn't get old five minutes into this experience.

[priforprince]

[ Hibiki doesn't look thrilled to have made it, either.

She is also now securely under that fed-up plant. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Zetta had never moved, so... Well, the physical proximity is starting to get irritating.]

Look, you're not hot. I think you might not realize that, so I gotta emphasize it.

[priforprince]

[ How blatant. Hibiki dips her chin and scoffs. ]

Your opinion matters little.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Don't get me wrong, you've got the looks, but somehow you've managed to pack so much crap into your personality it totally spoils the package. I figured someone with YOUR ego might want to... you know, work on that.

[priforprince]

Judging a book by its cover is so pedestrian.

[ Yeah she

she's gonna be that petty ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

..Okay, first, ha ha, but second, that was the complete opposite of what I was doing. See, I was saying you have a hot body. In this analogy, that would be the cover. But what's inside that cover, or body, is just... crap.

[He's... pretty sure he shouldn't be winning, and pretty sure he is?]

[priforprince]

Perhaps I was willfully misunderstanding you.

And taking a leaf out of your book.

[ HIBIKI ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[The Overlord heaves a sigh.]

...I'd be a lot more annoyed if you weren't making my point for me. At least have some pride.

[priforprince]

We're defining that differently, as well.

[ A PITY THERE'S NO DICTIONARY ABOUT---

no, she'll let her smirk do the talking for that one ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Right, see -- you may have missed the memo on this, but book or not, I'm a demon. More than just a demon, I'm an Overlord. An exemplar of evil. A living embodiment of malice, a bringer of despair, one who humbles heroes, mercenaries, and protagonists of other video games. And your particular brand of evil... just isn't. I mean, sure, it's evil, but that's just sort of incidental to all the stuff you're pulling. I'm not even sure if you're actually a villain, or just playing the 'tragically misguided' card for a few more points than its face value. Either way, you've managed to neatly land yourself as far from either camp as possible.

[priforprince]

[ Hibiki listens as patiently as she can, confident with the upper hand she feels she's gained, but the longer he talks, the more she kind of wants to twitch.

But, no, she won't lose her temper again. Hibiki sighs when he's finished. ] I'm not going for "villain".

Farewell.

[ Maybe she can leave in this directio---

Or maybe she'll run into an invisible wall. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Right, that's... half my point right there. You're evil, but not villainous. You should have some pride in your evil!

[Man, his dignity would be so much more compromised if he could move more easily, and thus bonk into invisible walls too. Now he just looks like the cool and confident floating book, watching her Stooge it up.]