Mistletoe Meme

[redotiertwo]

-Post a toplevel with your character
-Through some magical shenanigans, they are now stuck under the mistletoe until they kiss. Maiming, destroying, or otherwise attempting to get rid of the mistletoe won't work - it'll just grow right back!
-Tag out to others to help them, laugh at them, laugh at them and then help them, etc. Player discretion as to whether any kiss will work, or whether it has to be on the lips. Whatever's the most fun for everyone!
-On that note, have fun!

Comments

[priforprince]

[ Yes, that would absolutely cross a line. Without a doubt.

Because they're Prench horns.

Hibiki, for her part, brushes off what Zetta says as inconsequential. She begins attempting to walk away. ]

Why would you even position yourself there? Even for such a limited existence, that's---

[ why

can't she move her feet ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Someone with that ridiculous terminology has a lot of nerve complaining about Prinnies, dood.]

I don't go around looking up all the damn time! Especially without a freaking neck.

[Zetta has yet to register that anything's wrong.]

[priforprince]

[ Hibiki doesn't reply. In fact, after twitching a few times (as aborted efforts to move forward), Hibiki stops moving entirely. Shadows fall in this area of the room.

And she has very, very good posture. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Some time passes.]

Uh.

Aren't you supposed to be stalking haughtily away at this point?

i'm deeply wounded, hibiki. this meme is the most sancrosanct of all holiday traditions

[priforprince]

It seems we'll need words with the scriptwriter.

[ Whoever it is, they are completely out of line. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...If you're failing to properly walk away, doesn't that mean we actually need to have words with the sprite animators?

[priforprince]

Don't lump me into your low-budget genre.

[ hibiki have you seen the animation for your show

stop loudly thinking movie stills at me, that doesn't count ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

When you can tell a compelling character-driven story in a pixellized medium, then you can criticize!

[priforprince]

I've broken into virtual reality recently! Proceeding backwards flies in the face of history!

[ Hibiki takes a step closer, the better to pose. It was getting tough without being able to move her feet. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Virtual reality is a fad! Are you going to tell me about your OVA specifically designed for 3D-TVs now?!

[Zetta isn't about to let this lame claim go!]

[priforprince]

My high-pefinition Plu-rays are selling marvelously!

[ Hibiki takes another step forward and suddenly gets drawn that much more handsomely.

She's using the movie icons again. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Handsome is not a selling point, damn it!]

Okay, seriously, you have no right to complain about Prinnies saying 'dood' with that bizarre compulsion you have.

[Though a second later, the Overlord snorts an undignified laugh.] Pffheheh, you have a 'p' fetish.

[priforprince]

IT'S A TECHNICAL TERM!

[ HIBIKI IS TAKING UP THE ENTIRE FRAME NOW ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Oh yeah, I'm totally sure! That's the format that beat out HP-PVP, right?

[Zetta can do that too!]

itt: the world's most irritated mistletoe, stuck waiting

[priforprince]

DPD.

[ is this better or worse than you were imagining ]

that mistletoe is gonna wither and die

[badassfreakingoverlord]

PPP.

[Zetta thinks this is the ultimate answer AND the ultimate insult.]

[priforprince]

I'm not having this conversation with an analog object.

[ The genre is too different. It's bothering her. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

What, you're allegedly digital now?

[priforprince]

You have no foot to stand on as regards the topic--

[ she recognizes the pun too late

and closes her mouth. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Oh ha ha. Like the book jokes didn't get old five minutes into this experience.

[priforprince]

[ Hibiki doesn't look thrilled to have made it, either.

She is also now securely under that fed-up plant. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Zetta had never moved, so... Well, the physical proximity is starting to get irritating.]

Look, you're not hot. I think you might not realize that, so I gotta emphasize it.

[priforprince]

[ How blatant. Hibiki dips her chin and scoffs. ]

Your opinion matters little.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Don't get me wrong, you've got the looks, but somehow you've managed to pack so much crap into your personality it totally spoils the package. I figured someone with YOUR ego might want to... you know, work on that.

[priforprince]

Judging a book by its cover is so pedestrian.

[ Yeah she

she's gonna be that petty ]