Anon Dare Meme!

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ANON DARE MEME

♦ Post toplevels for your characters.

♦ Go anon and dare other characters to do stuff with other characters on the meme! It can be anything from embarrassing to romantic to dramatic or just straight-up shenanigans.

♦ Do your dares!

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Yukine - Noragami

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Re: Yukine - Noragami

[(Anonymous)]

I dare you to go pick a fight with someone you respect.

[returnedfromtheline]

. . .

Anon, maybe you don't know this, but the guy that I would choose will be able to see right through me trying to pick a fight with them.
It'll be pretty pointless, honestly. You seriously want to see that?

Re: Yukine - Noragami

[reformedsinner]

Hello, Yukine! Do you happen to know how to play patty-cake?

[returnedfromtheline]

Uh-

[Okay this is not something you get asked every day.]

It goes something like this? [He claps his hands together once, then holds out one palm.]

Is there a song or rhyme or something that goes with it? I don't know that part.

[reformedsinner]

I think there is, but I don't remember the words, either....

[Something about mochi?

He's sure there's a song with something about mochi, but the memory is blurred. If he's ever played games like that, it must have been a long time ago.]

Would you like to play?

[He holds up both hands, beaming.]

[returnedfromtheline]

[He was only explaining it. He wasn't warming up to play.]

Not really.

[sleepingknight]

Heeeeey, Yukine!

[Waving!!]

Let's fight!

[returnedfromtheline]

Uh, sure!

[It's sudden but the way she's smiling and waving, it's more like 'let's spar' than 'let's fight'? So sure, why not.]

Let's go get the practice swords then.

[sleepingknight]

‘Kaaaay!

[This also means it’s time for her to set aside her actual sword, which she does cheerfully enough. Even with a practice sword, her stance is confident.]

Ready when you are!

[returnedfromtheline]

[oi, yes, thank you for putting away the real sword!]

[Yukine, on the other hand, has only just started learning swordmanship from Yamato-san. So although he can look like he's confident, he's really not.
Especially once even his inexperienced eye sees how confident Yuuki is!
Well, he's not going to back down at any rate! It's just a spar.]

Yah. [And he moves forward in one of the forms he's been taught, swinging the sword down towards her forehead.]

[zenzendameda]

...want me to teach you ... all the dirty things in life...?

[HE FEELS DIRTY SAYING THIS, AAHHHH.]

[returnedfromtheline]

?!

[It's the dumb drunk Ushiromiya. And he's saying something that Yukine's... not sure what he means but he's not sure he wants to find out.]

I'm not going to ask but it doesn't even look like you want to teach whatever the hell you're talking about.

[koukai_kirai]

[What the Hell, this kid looks young enough to maybe not know good poetry from bad, might as well try this with him.]

[Hijikata clears his throat.]

A bush warbler calls
The sound of my dusting
Suddenly ceases

[WORST DARE EVER.]

Sorry. You picked the wrong kid XD

[returnedfromtheline]

[Someone suddenly reciting poetry at him makes Yukine jump into a defensive posture.
Mostly because poems are the basis for the song spells that's he's learnt from Kazuma, so... he's been well-trained.

But when nothing happens other than the short (weird) poem, he blinks at the guy.]

Was... that supposed to be a haiku? [His eyes narrow-- 'supposed to' being the key words because-] It was one syllable short.

Oh, I know. It's just Hijikata who doesn't!

[koukai_kirai]

[Damn, it was, wasn't it? He could have sworn it was right before his player got lazy about translating and gave up...]

Wait, how did that... If I changed that to...

[He mumbles it to himself again, wincing as he gets to the end of the second line and realizes that damn it, the brat is right. Maybe he could... add an exclamation for emphasis? But it sounds strange there, doesn't it? Maybe a short adjective? The soft sound of my dusting?]

[So much for keeping the humiliation on this one to a minimum...]

good, good. :3 Poor Hijikata.

[returnedfromtheline]

There's tonnes of short adjectives you could put in there, too.

[Look at Yukine helping, still with a dead-pan face.]

Just for the record though, you might not want to suddenly approach people in Takagamahara while randomly spouting poetry.

[shadowrevenger]

Yukine-kuuuuun~! Can I get a picture with you?

[returnedfromtheline]

Sure, I guess? Are you just going to take it with your phone, Suzugamori-sama?

[shadowrevenger]

Yep. [and here is his phone, ready to go!] So we have to stand really close together so we both fit.

[returnedfromtheline]

Yah, I know.

[He'll stand still, hands in his pockets, and let Suzugamori do the adjusting to how he wants it.]

What do you need a picture with me for though? [Is he going to put it in his phone as what comes up when he calls?]

[wadoichimonji]

[Sorry, but Zoro is walking up to Yukine and sighing.]

I'm supposed to show someone my flexibility, so... Care to help?

[returnedfromtheline]

...

[Flexibility?
Well, whatever. Watch Yukine be a good senpai and do this guy a favour.]

Sure, if it's quick.

[wadoichimonji]

[Zoro nods, stretching his legs and then standing on his hands with his legs on a perfect T. He stands up, cleaning up his hands on his pants, and smiles.]

That should be good, right?

[returnedfromtheline]

[Yukine’s eyes become round and as the guy does the handstand he murmurs under his breath,]
Are you from a circus or something?
[But the stunt completed he nods.]

I guess so. You’re really flexible to be able to do that.